It is my opinion that -
of all the animals that live here on the farm,
the pigs are definitely the smartest!
Every morning, the gate to the front pasture is opened and they are given
It's at this time of day that the sheep and the donkeys are also in the front pasture,
the equines having spent the night in the upper pasture (in muzzles... to slow down consumption.)
The donkeys are only allowed a few hours of grazing,
while the sheep and pigs have access to grass for the entire day and evening.
For the past several days, when it is time to call the donkeys back in,
the pigs have been found loitering in the donkey yard.
Don't think for a moment that this is coincidence.
No, it is a well-planned, well-executed maneuver to procure
You see, the only way to get the pigs out of the donkey yard is to entice them out
with Ritz crackers.
I quickly throw a few Ritz onto the ground to occupy the pigs,
while I run to the donkey yard and quickly close the gate
behind the already retreating donkeys.
Hubbs reminded me yesterday that I am reinforcing bad behavior.
That may be the case,
but... my method works.
And I hate to tease the pigs out with crackers and then not give them any.